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What do you do when I put a check mark next to entry is backdated.
-art3mistress |
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Why are you so stressful to me? I wish you were dead.
Signed,
A very grumpy student. |
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turn on the fucking heat.
sincerley,
apartment 14 |
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you are really fun to use. I can't wait to use you on new patterns and designs. My first scarf was a hit.
with love,
Carley |
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I miss eating you. Especially on taco days.. or burrito days. You were delicious.
Love,
Carley D 2003 |
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You were really wonderful to me this year.
<3 Carley
Feb. 14th, 2005 @ 01:57 am
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| » Dear Bernie (mac), |
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You have been the greatest computer to me. I am sorry to see you go. I hope you have many years left ahead. Stay warm on other peoples tummys especially when they have cramps. Stay bright and white and fast. Stay true to your mac heritage, never get a virtual pc installed or anything. But most of all remember that I love you. Even though you do not have a cd burner, and you cannot store my files due to your small harddrive, I do love you! Farewell Bernie,
Love Carley
Aug. 15th, 2004 @ 10:39 am
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| » Dear Soulmate, |
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I hope you are not a big arrogant asshole who is only about getting ass.
Love,
Carley
Jul. 16th, 2004 @ 01:16 am
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| » Dear Feet, |
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I'm sorry I have to wear uncomfortable work shoes for you, but damn are you really trying to kill me, stop hurting me so much jerks.
with tenderlovin care,
The rest of Carleys body.
Jul. 6th, 2004 @ 12:31 am
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| » Dear Fourth of July, |
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Why does it always rain on you? You are the worse day out of the year for rain. So stop making it rain on you in the future. I dont care what it takes, all I want is to watch some dry fireworks.
Your damp friend,
Carley.
Jul. 5th, 2004 @ 01:12 am
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| » Dear Cell Phone |
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Why don't you ever ring? Why doesnt anyone use your number? I only pay about $55 a month for you and you just sit there being silent, with a full charged battery. Get to ringing jerk.
Ok talk to you later,
Carley.
Jun. 17th, 2004 @ 02:48 pm
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| » Dear Artemis, |
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You are the cutest cat, especially when you sleep, and put your feet above your head and your front paws through the back ones, you're like a kitty pretzle or something. I love you, except when you whine and wake me up at 6 a.m. because you are hungry.
Love, Your Owner Carley.
May. 26th, 2004 @ 09:01 pm
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| » Dear Webshots, |
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My photos on you have been viewed almost five thousand times this week alone fifteen thousand times total, this number scares me a little bit, I guess I should take the cockshop pictures down
Love,
The head nurse.
May. 1st, 2004 @ 02:33 pm
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| » Dear Homework, |
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I will be glad when you are dead.
Love,
The stressed out Carley
Apr. 29th, 2004 @ 05:49 pm
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| » Dear VCU, |
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Sometimes you can be a really shitty place to be. Like Carly G said, why do you have to make us move out by 5pm on the 14th of May? I happen to have a final that day at 1pm, and I happen to live on a different campus, meaning, I happen to have approximately one hour to get the fuck out of your dorm! Also, even your 101 classes can be very demanding, I have been doing nothing but studying and on rare occasions going out since coming back from spring break.. and I dont get a break until after that 5 pm on May 14. Thanks for stressing me out.
Signed,
Another angry student.
p.s. Thanks for raising our tuition by $2000 .. thats really swell.
Apr. 23rd, 2004 @ 12:05 am
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| » Dear A.C., |
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Thank you for finally working. I now can go back to sleeping in p.j.'s instead of my underwear, I'm sure Karen is dissapointed about that.
Love,
A less perspiring Carley
Apr. 20th, 2004 @ 03:13 pm
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| » Dear Godfrey's, |
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I really enjoy your 80's nights, I wish you didn't charge so much for bottle water though, it's ok, I love you anyway.
Love,
X Carley X
Apr. 17th, 2004 @ 02:33 am
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| » Dear Kirk Richardson (aka American Lit professor), |
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Thank you for being such an easy and entertaining professor, I really enjoy you class and I'm sorry I skip it so much. I hope that karma is real, because you deserve tons of good karma.
Love,
Dodson, Carley N.
Apr. 14th, 2004 @ 11:28 pm
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| » dear carmex, |
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I am your biggest fan.
Love,
The girl who smears you over her lips every 20 mins.
Apr. 14th, 2004 @ 12:30 am
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| » Dear Alison, |
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Thank you for figuring out the greatest discovery in AIM history. I am now your number one fan.
Love,
The entire history of AIM users
Apr. 13th, 2004 @ 01:37 am
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